notice how all the people we’re hypothetically trying to reach are family members because we don’t actually have friends to call
Reblogging because of the accuracy of that comment ^
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Love this bit
He’s thought about it though. One of the greatest minds of our generation sat down one day and was like “wait, could zombies exist?” And then he did the science thing and was like “nah we’re good.”
no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom
This feeling when you walk into big art supply stores …
brb changing underwear
*bows down* Take meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
you’re walking in the woods
there is no one around
and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Someone tell me today is actually April 1st and this is a joke
I mean… if it has to compete with Finding Dory…
But if pushing it back a year means that it’ll be a better movie and higher box office numbers, then I’m okay with that.
My rational self agrees heatedly. My less rational (gutter)brain is moaning in anguish.