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Imagine if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity

queen-of-bliss:

queen-of-bliss:

forsciencejohn:

pwopermaizito:

thechosenone305:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

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-Hello? Mom?

-No. This is Benedict Cumberbatch. 

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“Hey, sis! What’s up?
“Sis? This is Benedict.”

“Mom, can you pick me up?”

“Mom? It’s Misha.”

“Dad, where are you?”

“Ehehehehehhe”

notice how all the people we’re hypothetically trying to reach are family members because we don’t actually have friends to call

Reblogging because of the accuracy of that comment ^

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posted Sep 02, 2014 at 7:26 from ultrafacts with 965 notes
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson Ruins Your Zombie Fantasies Forever - Video

Love this bit

"just sayin’"

He’s thought about it though. One of the greatest minds of our generation sat down one day and was like “wait, could zombies exist?” And then he did the science thing and was like “nah we’re good.”

naughty-chekov:

no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom

meiru-chan:

miss-nerdgasmz:

cchtml:

This feeling when you walk into big art supply stores …

brb changing underwear

*bows down* Take meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

moraniarty:

you’re walking in the woods

there is no one around

and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

                                                                                                    shia labeouf

How to Train Your Dragon 3 Pushed Back to 2017 - ComingSoon.net

singing-supper:

qwertyfonz:

singing-supper:

Someone tell me today is actually April 1st and this is a joke

I mean… if it has to compete with Finding Dory…

But if pushing it back a year means that it’ll be a better movie and higher box office numbers, then I’m okay with that.

My rational self agrees heatedly. My less rational (gutter)brain is moaning in anguish.